Interesting fact:

If you look up asiansimilies in google you only get one site, the twitter site for asiansimilies! in it you will find daily similes to use for several daily rituals. While you are at the water cooler cracking jokes! while you are at home during a game! while your wife argues with you! While you are on an interview because you got fired for using that similie on the water cooler! While you are on rush hour coming back from the interview! or when you have your cup of coffee in the morning!

So head on over to asiansimilies and start getting your daily dose of similes.